Doctor Joke

Difference between a Doctor and Engine Mechanic

Real story happened with famous Heart Surgeon Lt. Dr. Nitu Mandke. He had done many heart operations.

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic&
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.TRY TO DO IT WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING.